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House Bot
A friend comes over to check out Joey's amazing new house cleaning robot.

Xavier Meets Falzitron
A Robot from the future makes a journey back in time to meet his creator.

Sector 7B
Captain George must journey into the deepest recesses of Sector 7B to fix the central reactivator.

Wacko's Wild Poop
Wacko is a tired and disgruntled clown who hosts a zany kid's show.

Christian the Crazy Clown
Ater having scary nightmares, Dan awakens to find that he's being harassed by an annoying clown.

Scumboy
The scumboy shares his sorrows about being scummy and constantly neglected by the opposite sex.

Whatcha Doin' Billigus
Billigus is confronted by his best friend after receiving a women's clothing catalog in the mail.

Weird Shit:The Movie
Wally Wackem Smackem presents three shitastic tales of horror, humor, and adventure.

Hey Skate
The Fairy Trails have been historically known as a haven for ghastly ghosts, but Skate doesn't care. He'll prove exactly how tough he is by going into the haunted woods alone at midnight.

Crazy Mom
The prequel to critically acclaimed Crazy Dad.

Rasputin
Grandpa tells little Billy one of his favorite bedtime stories, "Rasputin"; A bloody tale about mind control and revenge.

The Failures
Jurgen, Steve, Norman, and Gruff all have one thing in common: they are complete failures.

Cookies on Christmas
This is going to be a Christmas Eve that Jarvis won't soon forget.

What's Your Beef
A shitty weekly talk show where guests can speak their minds on current events.

The Young Lads of GI
During a power outage, Dan, Lon, and Drew stumble upon a mysterious book entitled 'The Young Lads of GI'.

Penis Telephone
The penis of a young man named Alexander causes great religious and political controversy.

To School We Go
The simple (and musical) story of four young men on their way to their favorite place in the world, high school.

To Lunch We Go
The long awaited sequel to 'To School We Go'. How will our characters cope when all of their classmates start turning into the undead?

The Large Asses
This is the story of how the mega-platinum musical act 'The Large Asses' got their start.

The Giorgio Moroder Party
A short that relives a time in our lives when Giorgio Moroder was all the rage.

Intergalactic Battle Tournament
The 74th annual Carl Weather's Karate Tournament is here! It's Bloodsport in space with exciting battle sequences that have really good choreography. This exciting shitmovie has it all; sci-fi, action, musical interludes, and a surprisingly erotic performance by Dan Falzone.

The Basketball Diaries of Dirty Dog
This emotionally gripping film captures a rare and candid look into the controversial issues surrounding famous athlete Dirty Dog and his departure from Thunder Team Hawks, a basketball squad determined to take home the gold in the great basketball festival of 2000. Basketball will never be the same.

Pyrite
A project that was conceived over 5 years ago, Pyrite is the result of a collaborative effort between several shit movie team members and others. Originally intended to be a feature length film that told the same story from three different perspectives, the project became so grueling that it was almost completely abandoned. But, someone finally decided to pull this turd out of the toilet and give it a new shine.

When Icarus's plan to scam kids into buying overpriced Nintendos backfires, he must regain his Uncle Scatman's trust. Being a loud mouth, Icarus inadvertently reveals the location of a drug deal to two local troublemakers, Joe and Casper. In the forgotten town of New Dweasal, Michigan, all Joe and Casper want is to steal money so they can move to California and become famous. Follow Icarus, Uncle Scatman, Joe, and Casper as they make one poor decision after another in this long overdue shit spectacular.

NOTE: Large full quality version of Pyrite available in our "Extras" section.

The Punisher
When a group of evil terrorists relentlessly slaughter Frank Castle's family, a driving force of pure vengeance transforms him into The Punisher. Based on the classic 1989 Punisher movie, this shitty spoof is sure to please... and punish.

Hellraiser: Apocalypse
With the recent direct to video installments, it is clear that director Rick Bota has taken a huge and relentless shit on the Hellraiser series. Considering how terrible those last few films have been, there's no reason why this stinker can't be considered on official sequel. We give you Hellraiser 9: Apocalypse!

The Filmmaker
A young Christian man doesn't understand the humor of a popular comedy film and is deeply offended by a recent horror movie. In response, he decides to make his own movie. The result is the story of not enjoying films, and deciding to make a film about not enjoying those films. Lost yet? Just read your bible.

Expect to see more new web exclusive shit movies in the near future!

Corndog Cooker
Dan Falzone inspires us all with his role as the Corndog Cooker, an everyday working man who is fed up with the 9 to 5 and wonders when his big break might come.

Christmas Story II
A sequel to the holiday classic. Christmas time is here at last and Billy knows exactly what he wants this year.

Robot Holocaust on Christmastime
The year is 22 billion 83. The devastating robots have taken over the barren wastelands. As the evil lord Torq and his two troops stormed the Earth, humans were left wondering what would become of their desolate wasteland. But this Christmas, things are about to change.

Art Fags
Manyard and Miguel's night of artistic philosophical debate is cut short when an unusual social circumstantial barrier arises.

The Dancing Assholes
They're assholes, and they're dancing.

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In addition to our web launch, we are proud to announce the release of our long awaited DVD compilation known only as "The Shit Movie Anthology", which includes everything from when we were little kids to full grown men. This 3-disc DVD set (over 6 hours of entertainment!) includes the early films Naked Lunch II and Dolly, as well as our award winning movies, college films, and the hilarious epic: Alien Escape from Mars. If you have already received your DVD, we welcome you to post your comments in this website's movies section, as well as on our discussion board. If you would be interested in receiving a DVD, please contact us for more information.