Parney Kolumpsey
Growing up as the middle child in a family of five is never an easy task. Throughout his difficult life, Parney struggled for attention, often resorting to inflicting pain on his helpless little brother Richter. This emotional conflict, however, would eventually help Parney to reach within himself and discover his true potential as an artist.
In 1994, he began to experiment with video when his parents bought their first video camera. His first appearance in a shit movie was Dolly in which he played a helpless boy who is brutally attacked by his own doll. Soon he moved from actor to director with Journey of the Poo, a heartwarming film which chronicled the life of a shit log from its birth in the toilet to its eventual death at a waste treatment plant. The film won critical acclaim throughout the downriver area, and inspired Parney to focus his education in filmmaking.
Attending Columbia College in Chicago in 2000, Parney spent four years learning the skills and techniques that he would need to succeed in the competitive world of film. During his time at Columbia, Parney became closely involved with JFOS (Jesus is From Outer Space).
The teachings of this group describe the Christian religion as nothing more than the clever and misleading ideas manifested by an alien life form determined to cloud the thinking of all intelligent creatures in the galaxy so as to prevent their societies from advancing to a point in which they are able to explore the depths of space. As a result, this alien race is able to maintain absolute and uncompromised dominance over the entire galaxy. This unique way of thinking inspired Parney and is reflected in many shit movies such as Penis Telephone and Sector 7B.
"I'm really attached to the idea that we as a society are the result of the careful plans of some other intelligent life form. It's kind of the whole reason why I chose to play the part of the Glykor in Sector 7B." - Parney
Parney is currently working on a novel entitled Christianity: An Alien Gift of Shitty Proportions which should see a release sometime in 2007.
Lonald
Dolly
Green Lantern
Bowling with Triton
Featured in the following shit movies
- The Filmmaker as Actor playing 'Moviegoer'
- Penis Telephone as Alexander
- Galvatron 4 as Alonzo Blackhair
- The Midnight Society as Ben
- Whatcha Doin' Billigus as Billigus
- Cookies on Christmas as Billy
- Sector 7B as Captain George
- Robot Holocaust on Christmastime as Evil Robot 2
- Weird Shit: The Movie as Fat Ass / Box Recipient
- Hey Skate! as Freddie
- The Giorgio Moroder Party as Giorgio Host
- Green Lantern as Green Lantern
- Xavier Meets Falzitron as Harry
- LOST - Episode X01 - The Secret as Jack Sheppard, Ben Linus
- House Bot as Joey's Friend
- The Failures as Jurgen Dompleski / Penis Guy 2
- George's Gym as Landlord
- The Large Asses as Large Asses Lead Singer
- Can I Come Over? as Lon
- To Lunch We Go as Lon
- To School We Go as Lon
- The Young Lads of GI as Lon
- Crazy Dad as Lon
- Crazy Mom as Lon
- Art Fags as Manyard
- Hellraiser: Apocalypse as Marmie
- The Virtual Reality Machine as Mikey the Inventor
- Alien Escape From Mars as Nathan
- Dune: The Director's Cut as Paul Maud'dib
- The Shitwatcher as Randy Jacobs
- Rasputin as Rasputin
- Pyrite as Scott
- Lord of the Rings as Smeagol
- Superman Vs Darkseid as Superman
- The Basketball Diaries of Dirty Dog as Team Manager
- The Punisher as The Punisher / Frank Castle
- Brainscan as The Trickster
- The Penis Party Massacre as Victor
- Christian the Crazy Clown as Voice of Clown
- Corndog Cooker as Wallace the Warlock
- What's Your Beef? as Wesley Garbenshnoff
- The Juice Magooser as Wiener Wiener
Most recent postings and comments
| Comment | Dune: The Director's Cut | 04/10/06 |
| Comment | Dune: The Director's Cut | 04/11/06 |
| Comment | Dune: The Director's Cut | 05/16/06 |
| Comment | Dune: The Director's Cut | 11/05/06 |
| Comment | George's Gym | 01/11/06 |
| Comment | Green Lantern | 01/13/06 |
| Comment | Hellraiser: Apocalypse | 02/06/06 |
| Comment | Lord of the Rings | 01/11/06 |
| Comment | Pyrite | 02/27/06 |
| Comment | Pyrite | 02/27/06 |
| Comment | Sector 7B | 08/15/06 |
| Comment | The Juice Magooser | 01/11/06 |
| Comment | The Juice Magooser | 01/12/06 |
| Comment | The Midnight Society | 02/11/06 |
| Comment | The Penis Party Massacre | 08/11/06 |
| Comment | The Punisher | 05/18/06 |
| Comment | Xavier Meets Falzitron | 05/05/07 |







