No one embodies the essence of the shit movie quite like Pedro Gonzalez. Easily the most poopular member of the squad, Pedro has a style all his own that plops a picture of the perfect poop.

Mr. Gonzalez has never failed to provide laughter and goodness for all who encounter him. The one exception being a period during his third grade years when it was believed that Pedro had actually seen Jurassic Park before it had come to theaters.

However, it would not be long before a series of purging questions about the plot of the film would remove his cloak of deceit.

In return for his deception, a seventh grade Parney Kolumpsey convinced Pedro to lend him a Playboy magazine so that he could "keep it safe". Parney promised he would not look at the magazine until Pedro was there to look at it with him. But upon his return home, Lon opened up that magazine with a fiery passion to be alone.

Pedro's first appearance was in Naked Lunch II, where he shocked audience members with the infamous nasal masturbation sequence.

"The shit movies can get pretty weird, but doing them was always about fighting the urge to shit your pants laughing." - Pedro

Pedro is currently involved with Domi-NO!, a protest committee dedicated to preventing Dominos pizza from projecting a massive advertisement on the moon.