Argus Carthright
Commonly referred to as the captain of the football team, Argus Carthright came into the mix with an immediate sensibility and tenderness which can be seen throughout the shit adventures.
Claiming that his mental and physical strength is unmatched, he was sent to Hong Kong where he participated in the Kumate 2000, an East Asian fighting competition where there are little to no rules in the ring. Argus came back victorious, but not without emotional scars.
During his time in China, Argus met an attractive Chinese woman named Mylee whom he fell deeply in love with. Their blossoming romance turned to tragedy when fellow Kumate competitor Tong Po raped her as a way to crush Argus's spirit in the ring. Much to Tong Po's dismay, the incident only focused him more during the final moments when against all odds, Argus took down Tong Po and his crooked manager. The crowd went wild, cheering "Nux-au-kow!" which is Thai for "White Warrior".
When he returned, he earned his place in the shit movies when he played the role of the prosecuting lawyer in Adolph Eichmann.
Argus never returned to the Kumute, but he will forever hold the key to Mylee's heart.
Sergeant Art
Adolph Eichmann
LT of Rubicon 46
Cookies on Christmas
Featured in the following shit movies
- Dune: The Director's Cut as David Lynch
- The Young Lads of GI as Drew
- Hellraiser: Apocalypse as Drew
- George's Gym as Faggot
- Penis Telephone as Father Christian
- The Punisher as Gwildon / Frank Castle's Son
- Intergalactic Battle Tournament as Hordak Brother #1
- Superman Vs Darkseid as Kalibak
- Galvatron 4 as LT of Rubicon 46
- The Shitwatcher as Richard
- Alien Escape From Mars as Rick
- Pyrite as Scatman
- Art Fags as Sergeant Art
- The Basketball Diaries of Dirty Dog as Timmy Swish







