April 24, 2007
Just shy of one year without an update, we finally have gotten around to putting up some new content. This time around, we've uploaded 20 of our older movies that were previously available only on the DVD, or not listed on the site at all. Many of these are very shitty films that really don't deserve to be on the internet, but here at Shitmovies.Net, that's what we are all about! We are also working on plans for our latest shitmovie, which should begin shooting in about a month. Without giving away too much information, we can say that it involves another popular superhero and will probably make a lot of nerds mad at us. Enjoy the new content, and remember to leave your comments!
House Bot
A friend comes over to check out Joey's amazing new house cleaning robot.
Xavier Meets Falzitron
A Robot from the future makes a journey back in time to meet his creator.
Sector 7B
Captain George must journey into the deepest recesses of Sector 7B to fix the central reactivator.
Wacko's Wild Poop
Wacko is a tired and disgruntled clown who hosts a zany kid's show.
Christian the Crazy Clown
Ater having scary nightmares, Dan awakens to find that he's being harassed by an annoying clown.
Scumboy
The scumboy shares his sorrows about being scummy and constantly neglected by the opposite sex.
Whatcha Doin' Billigus
Billigus is confronted by his best friend after receiving a women's clothing catalog in the mail.
Weird Shit:The Movie
Wally Wackem Smackem presents three shitastic tales of horror, humor, and adventure.
Hey Skate
The Fairy Trails have been historically known as a haven for ghastly ghosts, but Skate doesn't care. He'll prove exactly how tough he is by going into the haunted woods alone at midnight.
Crazy Mom
The prequel to critically acclaimed Crazy Dad.
Rasputin
Grandpa tells little Billy one of his favorite bedtime stories, "Rasputin"; A bloody tale about mind control and revenge.
The Failures
Jurgen, Steve, Norman, and Gruff all have one thing in common: they are complete failures.
Cookies on Christmas
This is going to be a Christmas Eve that Jarvis won't soon forget.
What's Your Beef
A shitty weekly talk show where guests can speak their minds on current events.
The Young Lads of GI
During a power outage, Dan, Lon, and Drew stumble upon a mysterious book entitled 'The Young Lads of GI'.
Penis Telephone
The penis of a young man named Alexander causes great religious and political controversy.
To School We Go
The simple (and musical) story of four young men on their way to their favorite place in the world, high school.
To Lunch We Go
The long awaited sequel to 'To School We Go'. How will our characters cope when all of their classmates start turning into the undead?
The Large Asses
This is the story of how the mega-platinum musical act 'The Large Asses' got their start.
The Giorgio Moroder Party
A short that relives a time in our lives when Giorgio Moroder was all the rage.
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